Storyline
Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.
Released
6/25/2015
Runtime
1h 55min
Director
Budget
$68,000,000
Revenue
$215,863,606
Genre
Status
Released
Language
English
Production
Smart Entertainment, Universal Pictures, Fuzzy Door Productions, Bluegrass Films, MRC
Cast
Mark Wahlberg
John
Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)
Amanda Seyfried
Samantha
Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn
Giovanni Ribisi
Donny
Morgan Freeman
Patrick Meighan
Sam J. Jones
Sam J. Jones
Patrick Warburton
Guy
Michael Dorn
Rick
Bill Smitrovich
Frank
John Slattery
Shep Wild
Cocoa Brown
Joy
John Carroll Lynch
Tom Jessup
Ron Canada
Judge
Liam Neeson
Customer
Dennis Haysbert
Fertility Doctor
Patrick Stewart
Narrator (voice)
Tom Brady
Tom Brady
Jay Leno
Jay Leno
Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel
Kate McKinnon
Kate McKinnon
Bobby Moynihan
Bobby Moynihan
Taran Killam
Taran Killam
Sebastian Arcelus
Dr. Ed Danzer
Jay Patterson
Karl Jackson
Steve Callaghan
Comic
Nana Visitor
Adoption Agent
Maggie Geha
Female Nurse
Jessica Szohr
Allison
Craig Ricci Shaynak
Blind Guy
Lexi Atkins
Waitress
Jack Knight
Todd Kidder
Lauren Sánchez
Boston Newscaster
William Xifaras
Boston Neighbor
Curtis Stigers
Wedding Singer
Julius Sharpe
NYC Doctor
Liz Morgan
NYC Nurse
Alec Sulkin
Obi-Wan
Ralph Garman
Stormtrooper
Michael Steven Costello
Jury Foreman
J. Mark Donaldson
Juror
Frank Lloyd
Juror
Bart A. Piscitello Jr.
Bailiff
Becki Dennis
Receptionist
Robert Holfelder
Band Leader
Michael Trisler
Cyclist
Ryan Hanna
Jogger
Kate Gustafson
Hasbro CEO Assistant
David Goldman
Pundit
Ted Jessup
Pundit
Ronobir Lahiri
Pundit
Barry Ratcliffe
Pundit
Chris Regan
Pundit
Nefetari Spencer
Pundit
Jeffrey Stubblefield
Pundit
Wellesley Wild
Pundit
Lenny Clarke
Cop (Boston PD)
Chris Neville
Cop (Boston PD)
Rachael MacFarlane
Meighan Assistant
Christy Scott Cashman
Reporter
Joseph J. Micucci
Nerd (Wedgie)
Josiah Blount
Comic Con Fan
Johnny Alves
Security Guard
Silvio Cuadra
Security Guard
Dustin Ybarra
Borg
Matthew J. Walters
Hellboy
Aaron Zell
Vendor
Scott Wahle
Film Executive
John Viener
Police Dispatcher
Kate B. O'Brien
Diner Waitress
Billy Concha
Bachelor Party Guest
Andrew Torres
Jump Rope Guy
Luke Adams
Wedding Announcer
Tara Strong
Ted Toy (voice)
Tiffany
Tiffany
Brittany O'Connor
Cake Girl (uncredited)
Julie Schmid
Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Rose Wakesho
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Katie McCabe
Hot Comic Con Girl (uncredited)
Stanis Krista Ames
Courthouse Spectator (uncredited)
Claudia Zielke
Baroness Girl (uncredited)
Alexandra Creteau
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Vincent M. Biscione
Ted's Court Gallery (uncredited)
Kt Baldassaro
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Laura-Elise Barrett
Booth Girl (uncredited)
Anissa Borrego
Flash Girl (uncredited)
Roseny Carrero
My Little Pony Booth Girl (uncredited)
John Franchi
Bar Patron (uncredited)
Chia Chen
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Lexie Contursi
Piano / Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Chassidy Cox
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Nea Dune
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Diana Emuge
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Michelle Fonseca
Courtroom Observer (uncredited)
Enku Gubaie
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
London Hall
Reporter (uncredited)
Isabel Wagner
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Sandra Yap
Comic Con Attendee (uncredited)
Isabella Sanchez
Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
Sagan Rose
Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Elizabeth Pollard
Fairy at Comic Con (uncredited)
Tina Grimm
Comic Con Booth Girl (uncredited)
Kim Mulhauser
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Olivia McCarthy
Booth Girl (uncredited)
Sophie Mazzaro
Fox Booth Girl (uncredited)
Anna Maiche
Kissing Couple (uncredited)
Kandiss Lewis
Scat Pack Girl #2 (uncredited)
Toi'ya Leatherwood
Ginger Girl (uncredited)
Christopher Weigel
Well Wisher (uncredited)
Zola Williams
Dancer (uncredited)
Ronald Boone
Yacht Guest (uncredited)
Noelle Trudeau
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Lance Norris
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Susan Garfield
Woman at Diner (uncredited)
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